If I were a guy…with a guy’s junk down there, I wouldn’t stop at 2 shakes at the urinal. I wouldn’t care about the 2 shakes rule.

Mainly because I’d be too fasinated with urinating with my new penis. Sure, I’d give it some shakes, but I’d also want to see what else it can do.

I mean…it’s a penis. Do some tricks or make more money than me or something.