Guys, I think I’m in an abusive relationship with ice cream.

I pay for everything. The roof over the ice cream’s head, the utilities, everything. I keep giving the ice cream rides, mostly from the grocery store, with no reciprocation.

I keep shelling out money, begging the ice cream to not leave so soon, but it never works. I love it so much, but I don’t think it loves me in return. It’s just using me.

I need help.