Here, Have a Dead Bird

You know how Oprah is always giving things away?

I think it’d be hilarious if Oprah told everyone to look underneath their seats and they find a dead bird. You get a dead bird, you get a dead bird, YOU ALL GET A DEAD BIRD.

I know you were expecting a book or keys to your new car, but a dead bird is still cool.

You all know you’d still love it, because it’s Oprah. You’d love anything Oprah gave you.

 

 

 

 

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