You know how Oprah is always giving things away?
I think it’d be hilarious if Oprah told everyone to look underneath their seats and they find a dead bird. You get a dead bird, you get a dead bird, YOU ALL GET A DEAD BIRD.
I know you were expecting a book or keys to your new car, but a dead bird is still cool.
You all know you’d still love it, because it’s Oprah. You’d love anything Oprah gave you.