I know it’s a kid’s show and all, but I like to think of Big Bird as the mafia Godfather of Sesame Street.

I have no evidence to back this up, but I just imagine him strolling along the cobblestone roads of Sesame Street wearing a coat jacket without his arms through it, talking about the Muppet he just whacked.

Try watching it again, and you’ll see it too. Puppets can be badasses too.