I don’t know why, but I kind of want a parrot.

I’m obsessed with funny parrot videos online, where they dance and puff up their feathers. One of them was even singing the theme song to Game of Thrones. Silly bird.

I second-guess myself, though, because it’s basically like having a two-year-old human, but also with the ability to bite your finger off and keep it as a keepsake.