Living in an anime world looks so much more interesting than my own.

For example, if I was anime, I could have ginormous breasts and a tiny waist clasped in an adorable bow.

I could also have those eyes that go huge when I’m showing my exasperation that take up 85% of my head. And it could be socially acceptable to carry a plastic lunchbox.

But mostly it would suck because giants want to eat you.