Do you guys remember those edible sugar bead necklaces? I wore them all the time when I was growing up.

The convenience of that was that you could have a sugar high no matter what boring responsibility you were doing as a child.

These days though, I couldn’t exactly be seen wearing something that juvenile. I’m thinking an edible dress made out of fruit roll ups.

That would be much more professional. And toss in a fountain pen that’s hollowed out to store pixie stick powder.