Why I Can’t Have Nice Things

The fact that I can’t have a goddamn Easy Bake Oven that can make adult meals is why Christmas is dead, the world is overpopulated, and I can’t have nice things.

Also, I stubbed my toe a minute ago, which may or may not have affected the tone of this post.

 

 

 

 

 

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