I’m really craving tuna mixed with mayo as dip with pretzels.

Does anyone else like that, or is it just me? Is that a thing?

But I can’t eat it right now because then I’ll go way over on my calorie budget today, and I’ll get chubby.

But I really want it.

I don’t care how first world problem that sounds like, I’m going to complain about it anyway.

If I’ve learned anything from PewDiePie, it’s that I can complain about anything and people will love me. Or something like that.