I Don’t Trust Madonna

I don’t trust Madonna because I don’t trust Twinkies.

Twinkies have no expiration date, they never go bad, and they would be one of the few things surviving a nuclear apocalypse.

Madonna is the human Twinkie.






2 thoughts on “I Don’t Trust Madonna”

  1. What a great comparison! I never cared much for Madonna’s music, but I was very admiring of her business and marketing acumen. It takes a genius to make millions and millions of people think they simply cannot live without a very mediocre product.

    Come to think of it, Hostess did the same thing with Twinkies.

    So your comparison is even better! 🙂


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