Dear Snack Machine

Dear snack machine company, please reduce the angle between the small opening and the snacks.

It hurts my arm when I have no money but still want to enjoy those sweet, sweet Hostess pre-packaged mini donuts.

Thank you.






2 thoughts on “Dear Snack Machine”

  1. “Hey kid. C’here. You see that roll of goodies there? Like a doughspring waiting to spring into my mouth? Yeah, that’s it. Reach your arm in there, like this. I’ll hold the door open. Yeah, eggzactly. Nice! And how about that one over there. Perfect! You’s know, I could use a kid like you around the joint. So? Wha’chu say? You wanna join the gang? Us? SnackSnitchers, yeah, that’s us.”


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