I watched a documentary about Noah’s Ark and alternate theories.

So, Noah brought two of every creature. After the waters receded, I assume the animals are let out to do their thing. How do we know that the animals would be horny once they left the ark?

We’re lucky that more animals didn’t turn into bachelors and shun their female counterparts.

Maybe that’s what happened to the unicorns and Leprechauns.

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