It’s irritating how I picked out such a pretty belly button ring, and yet virtually nobody gets to see it.
I’m thinking about randomly lifting my shirt in public so that I at least get some credit for it. I’m not sure how to do so nonchalantly, but I’m sure I’ll find a way.
And there’s always the, you know, getting arrested thing. That’s something I’ll have to watch out for as well.
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