I’m not trying to be a wet blanket, but I think bread and butter started dating too young.
Butter, for example, is far too young to lock herself in like that. There are so many other carb-type items she could play the market with. Such as bread bowls, baguettes, and bagels. Sliced bread is so plain.
I discussed this with butter, and she said she’d rather melt than be with anyone other than sliced bread. I admire her loyalty.
A few days later, I heard that jam was involved in a threesome with the two. After I got over the shock, it sounded rather delicious. I hope they all find happiness.
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