I learned today that velociraptors eat their young if they hang around the nest too long.

Basically, around preteen years, raptor lifespan speaking.

Which would end badly for me, because, knowing me, I’d probably be the only one trying to live in my velociraptor parents’ basement, playing video games and reading Dino Teen magazine.




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