Soulless Celery

Celery is such a soulless food.

Not only is it tasteless, but the little strings get stuck in your teeth.

The worst insult is that they don’t naturally come with boneless wings, like when you harvest them out of the ground. You have to buy them that way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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