Daily Archives: September 7, 2017
Under Oprah’s Seat
My Reaction to Hurricane Irma
Deeper Than the Mariana Trench
There’s now a part of the earth deeper than the oceanic Mariana Trench, and it’s my mattress.
And I have no idea why. There’s a dip that’s formed, and it’s making my back ache.
I don’t know what I’m going to do, but wearing scuba equipment to bed is getting old.