If I Owned a Farm

If I owned a farm, I wouldn’t use names like Bessie or Whiskers for the animals.

I’d name them after what they’d eventually become. So, the pig would be Bacon, the cow would be T-Bone Steak, and the dog and cat would be Ground Fertilizer #1 and #2/Where I Place Hastily-Picked Flowers Once Every 4 Years.

 

 

 

 

 

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