Don’t Drink and Drive Maybe

I swear to God, sometimes I think I’m the last level-headed driver on this godforsaken planet.

Just in the 10 miles drive to home, I encountered four different drivers who risked their life and mine.

Maybe I should drink before I drive so that my body relaxes and doesn’t stiffen when my car is inevitably flipped over by one of these wackos.

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Some would say your logic is flawed, but I get it! Bigtime!

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