Lighthouse Men and Special Deliveries

Date: August 18, 2017Author: rachelbchatty 2 Comments

You know those lonely, old men who man the lighthouses, leading solitary lives? I bet they go through a ton of lotion.

When lighthouse-mart pulls their delivery truck up to the lighthouse, they drop off 15 crates of lotion, one crate of food, and one dirty magazine.

Fandango says:

August 18, 2017 at 6:00 pm

I thought most lighthouses these days are computerized. No lonely old men ordering dirty magazines and lotion anymore. Those job have all been sent overseas. Maybe Trump can bring them back and make America great again.

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1. rachelbchatty says:
  
  August 18, 2017 at 6:14 pm
  
  Okay, then the computers masturbate.
  
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