Some people believe blogging and social media is the gutter of society. If so, I want to scoop up everyone in that gutter and have them do my bidding, creating a mob to take over the world.
My first act as Goddess of the World is to forcefeed Lindsay Lohan Chunky Monkey ice cream until her size is pleasing to me.
This post is dedicated to Ms. Capricorn as a Patreon reward.
Original post here.