You know how men often think in their minds of the perfect woman by splicing up different celebritys’ body parts? Such as this model’s boobs, this celebrity’s face, etc.
If I were to piece together the perfect man, I don’t know how, but somehow, it would turn into the Frankenstein effect, probably creating a flat-footed minotaur with a speech impediment and a love of yodeling.
This is the sexiest thing I will read online today.
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