Taylor Swift and I Wasn’t Groped

Taylor Swift is embroiled in a groping lawsuit. Clearly, she didn’t appreciate being groped.

When I heard it, I was a little perturbed. I mean, hello? Everyone’s getting groped, and I’m right over here. Nobody groped me.

Maybe I need to wear more makeup.

 

 

 

This post is dedicated to Ryan L. as a Patreon reward.

 

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