There’s a guy at my work with really long eyelashes. Lush, frothy eyelashes.
Everything else about him is perfectly masculine except for that.
When I talk to him, I can’t look him in the face because his eyes look so pretty. I get sexually confused and have to fake an urgent poop just to escape the small talk.
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This is too funny! Imagery…
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“To fake an urgent poop….” I’ll remember that next time I need to escape small talk. Thanks for the suggestion.
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It works.
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