Dude With Long Eyelashes

There’s a guy at my work with really long eyelashes. Lush, frothy eyelashes.

Everything else about him is perfectly masculine except for that.

When I talk to him, I can’t look him in the face because his eyes look so pretty. I get sexually confused and have to fake an urgent poop just to escape the small talk.

 

 

 

 

 

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