I know doctors need to be all prim and proper in the workplace, but just once, I’d find it hilarious if they would cut to the chase and say things bluntly.
Like “Before we begin, when’s the last time you’ve taken a shit?”
Or “Take this pill at either end.”
Or even “An endoscopy exam is a 17th date kinda thing.”
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Agreed! Get right to it doctor!
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Exactly.
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Thank you! I really appreciate it, Ms. Capricorn. There’s a bounty of exclusive posts to read on there once you have.
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Perfect. Thanks. 🙂
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My pleasure. And if you have any questions on the process, let me know.
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Haha!
Doctor:”When is the last time you had a movement?”
Me: “….well….I phone banked for Bernie…..”
https://damngirlgetyourshittogether.com/
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You won’t be surprised to know I work in the medical field and such inner voices emerge daily-but just out of patient earshot 😉
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