Society says that you’re beautiful just the way you are, which is heartwarming and all, but does that translate to real life?

I mean, if you’re hot, when’s the last time you made out with someone very not hot?

Although in marketing campaigns, that does happen, like off-brand energy drinks and that banned GoDaddy commercial. Google the latter. It’s like a trainwreck you just can’t look away from.




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