Apples Vs. Disney

The court case of Red Delicious Apples vs. Disney has been particularly brutal.

The main dispute levied by R.D. Apples, assisted in part by Mrs. G. Smith Apples, is that Disney has portrayed their kind as an “evil fruit.”

This slander case is expected to drag on for months. Dozens of jurors have already been dismissed after being asked if they drink apple juice and if they’ve seen Moana since release.

 

 

 

 

 

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