Keep My Ice Cream Fattening

I’m offended that people want to health-up ice cream.

I don’t care whether it’s a banana split or not, get the fruit outta my dessert.

If it’s fruity, it better be artificial and so sweet that I can’t tell it’s a plant anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

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