Holy Water and Swimming Pools

Now that I’m counting calories again, my salad habits have changed.

Before, I’d pour salad dressing on as one would fill a kiddie swimming pool with water.

Now, I pour salad dressing on like a priest would sprinkle precious holy water.







5 thoughts on “Holy Water and Swimming Pools”

  1. Just use holy water as a salad dressing. Wait, what? Well, I’m kind of apprehensive doing it myself. Something rather gnarly and coarse keeps whispering into my ear that I’ll melt away in a matter of seconds. Better heed the macabre whispers. They haven’t dissapointed me thus far.


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