I think I may have accidentally ran over two mating bugs. Like, actually in the act mating.
I really tried not to. I tried to angle the car just right, but I don’t think it worked. They died while creating life.
I’m sure there’s a dark sense of irony in there somewhere. If that’s too depressing, just think of a fart joke.
Laughing out loud at work. Damn I love my job now.
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