I’m a genius. In an effort to shave off a few calories, I only placed 7 (yes, I counted) croutons on my salad.
Then, I had an idea. I used a lime squeezer to crush the croutons into a billion little bits, which I sprinkled all over the salad. So now, every bite has a crouton.
I’m so smart. They should put me on a game show. But only ones where they solely ask salad and crouton related questions.