Stingray Attack Insurance

Even though I live in the midwest USA, I find it appalling that I don’t have access to alligator, stingray, and intergalactic black hole insurance.

It’s every America’s, nay, every human being’s natural-born right to have stingray attack insurance, and how dare legislators not force other people to pay so I can have this free.

Steve Irwin. ‘Nuff said.

 

 

 

 

 

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