I’d rather be licking Steve Buscemi’s left front tooth right now than be here at work.

There are so many other things I could be doing, such as getting drunk on terrible wine and flirting with the employees at Olive Garden or updating my shrine to the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock.

Sorry, Steve.

 

 

 

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