I’d rather be licking Steve Buscemi’s left front tooth right now than be here at work.
There are so many other things I could be doing, such as getting drunk on terrible wine and flirting with the employees at Olive Garden or updating my shrine to the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock.
Sorry, Steve.
This post is dedicated to Ilya Horatio as a Patreon reward.
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Can you just write a book with these short chapters? Pls. Thx.
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Interestingly enough, after a few thousand of these posts, I’ve considered making it an ebook.
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I’ve written so many lines moaning about work over the years…but none of them can hold a candle to the opening line of this one. Superb.
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Ha. Thanks!
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Hilarious and cringe worthy at the same time.
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Man. I miss them Fraggles! You are so sweet.
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Thanks!
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