The term “business up front and party in the back” doesn’t work very well for one of those party buses where you drink on the way to your destination.

With those, the party is in the front and in the back, and in the little bathroom stall in the back, and in the driver’s seat, and in the luggage compartments underneath.

It’s kind of like the Magic School Bus, but with wine coolers, dry humping, and no educational purposes