My Soap Lathering Competency

It never fails, but I always get soap in my eyes during a shower.

I’m starting to think I have the soap lathering competency of a 3 year old.

Oh, and 100% of the time, I have to pee midway through the shower even though I religiously go literally the moment before I step into the shower.

I have a weird life.

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I’m beginning to think you are in fact 3 years old. Just very advanced and freakishly funny. Or you might be 83, with the bladder issue.

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