Smexy Texas Talk

There’s a guy at my work who just transferred from Texas. He says “Howdy” and “Ma’am” in such a smexy way.

I just want him to whisper his accent in my ear while I pour liquid chocolate through his hair while smacking a feathered paddle wearing a latex body suit, saying safe words on all fours.

…what was the question again?

 

 

 

 

 

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