I’m still thinking about the movie Dunkirk I saw recently and how many big ships sank in Christopher Nolan’s movie.

I’m now wondering if a big ship possibly touched Christopher inappropriately when he was younger. That might explain why he’s taking it out on them so strongly.

Just a theory, folks. I’m not saying I’m right, but I also wouldn’t be surprised.

I was touched by a rowboat once, but it bought me dinner first, so I didn’t mind.