Why Mattress Salesmen Get Grumpy

Mattress salesmen tend to get grumpy when I wear my pajamas and bring my overnight bag into the store.

It’s also very rude of them to pull back the covers right when I finally get comfy.




This post is dedicated to Ilya Horatio as a Patreon reward.



5 thoughts on “Why Mattress Salesmen Get Grumpy”

  1. It sucks when you’ve had a long day of work and climb into bed, snuggling tight underneath your blanket and ready to drift into your sleepy dreams, but the salespeople keep yelling at you to get off their mattress showcase.

    Those darn buttocks. Always ruining everything!


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