Mattress salesmen tend to get grumpy when I wear my pajamas and bring my overnight bag into the store.
It’s also very rude of them to pull back the covers right when I finally get comfy.
Asshats.
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Thank you Ilya! : )
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They’re just jealous because they’re sleepy, too, but their overlords won’t let them take a comfy nap.
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Exactly
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It sucks when you’ve had a long day of work and climb into bed, snuggling tight underneath your blanket and ready to drift into your sleepy dreams, but the salespeople keep yelling at you to get off their mattress showcase.
Those darn buttocks. Always ruining everything!
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