Guys, listen to this. As I was leaving the bathroom at work, as in still in the doorway, a fellow employee held out his fist in what I can only assume was an attempted fist bump.

I reached my fist out, but he kept moving, so it tapped his forearm. Then he said “Okay.” What the hell did I just agree to?? What was that? Was I just involved in a primitive mating dance? I’m so confused.