Remember that techno song “I’m Blue”?

What if we had it all wrong and the singer was trying to introduce himself, saying “I’m Stu” with just a really long stutter afterward?

Don’t laugh too hard. The singer has a dehabiliating lisp stutter, and it’s hard for him to meet new friends.

I hope his released techno album brings him friends. And not turn green, because if he were green he would die.