The New Way to Egg Someone’s House

The old way of egging someone’s house is way too boring.

My new way is to go skydiving with 5 dozen eggs. I’ll flash the instructor to distract him, then I’ll release all the eggs in the direction of my ex boyfriend’s house┬árandom trees. Can you imagine the splash effect eggs at that velocity would cause?

 

 

 

 

 

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