The New Way to Egg Someone’s House

The old way of egging someone’s house is way too boring.

My new way is to go skydiving with 5 dozen eggs. I’ll flash the instructor to distract him, then I’ll release all the eggs in the direction of my ex boyfriend’s house random trees. Can you imagine the splash effect eggs at that velocity would cause?

 

 

 

 

 

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