I’m a Shy Peeer

I’m a very shy peeer. When peeing, even in the privacy of a stall, when someone enters the bathroom, my pelvic muscles contract and I momentarily stop peeing.

It takes forever to sooth the pelvic muscles with a lulliby, warm milk, and incense candles before they relax enough to resume.

Sometimes, it takes 20 minutes just to pee.

 

 

 

 

 

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9 thoughts on “I’m a Shy Peeer”

    1. Don’t worry. The staff at the medical office are reading Rachel behind the scenes. That is why the appointments run late. I speak from experience (although I can’t say who right now).

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