Did you know cucumbers can become waterlogged? I didn’t either.

I cut up some cucumbers and put it in a baggie to snack on later, and the ones on the bottom in its own juices were waterlogged. How weird.

Imagine if you died Game of Thrones style by the sword, fell into your own blood, bled some more, then reabsorbed all your own blood.

You’d be a human spongue.