By saying the term “sausage fest” in regards to a group of guys, that person is inferring that there are no German women.

That’s ridiculous. How then do they procreate? Do they break off a limb and regrow another German from that, like a starfish? No! Germans are not human starfish.

I’ve personally met no less than 2 German women. At least they told me they’re women. And I believed them.

Heidi Klum is German.