Artichokes Piss Me Off

Artichokes piss me off.

It offers the lowest happiness per ounce of effort ratio. You have to boil it forever, then for every leaflet you rip off, you get only the tidbits you can scrape off with your teeth.

Oh, and it has spines. It can bite back. Is that worth it?

It’s pretty much the evil, spiny plant from Mario Bros. that tries to kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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