How I’m the Model Woman

I make my own living without anyone’s help. I worked my way up to reach the bottom rung of the corporate ladder.

On the other hand, I need a man to kill spiders and to give me man-smelling, large T-shirts to sleep in.

I’m the most independently dependent woman ever.

Or the most dependently independent woman. Whichever is funnier.

 

 

 

 

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