Oreo Thins’s motto is “A thin twist on the Oreo cookie you love.”
That makes no sense. If I love the original, it’s not automatic that I’ll love the spinoff.
Case in point, I loved Home Alone 1, and yet hated Home Alone 3.
Leave the Oreo the way it is, Nabisco. There’s a reason why we love it, and it’s artery-clogging thick goodness.