The Most Perfectly Cut Tomatoes

Whenever I cut tomatoes for a sandwich, I can never cut them properly. I always end up smashing it as a I cut.

What I really need to do is bring it to that scene in Resident Evil where the criss-cross lasers try to cut people up in the hallway. An expensive plane ticket, but at least I’ll have perfectly cut tomatoes.

 

 

 

 

 

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