The Benefit of Eating By Hand

I like eating with my hands because I don’t have to worry about utensils slowing down the rate of food reaching my mouth.

Ice cream, for example.

2 thoughts on “The Benefit of Eating By Hand”

I guess it’s all about the rate 😂 lol

Cut out the middleman – just faceplant in your foot and scarf it like dogs do!

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2 thoughts on “The Benefit of Eating By Hand”