Have you ever noticed how similar the words ticks and tickles are? I mean…eerily similar.

Maybe similar enough that tickles have elements of ticks in them. Like portions of your fingernails break off into my armpit (where you tickled) and is now living in my body as a parasite.

Don’t call me paranoid.

 

…you’re paranoid.

 

 

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